none for gretchen weiners k bye

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

(Source: guttle, via ernoticon)

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swaggityswerve:

grandalftheorange:

ok but why did the couch turn red

kris doesn’t get embarrassed -therefore the couch turned red out of embarrassment instead

(Source: kriskardashian, via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

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1 month ago

clannyphantom:

nickfuckface:

mcdonalds saved me

this is modern art

(via jesuschristvevo)

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1 month ago

theywaitforshe:

theywaitforshe:

when i see 320 it makes me think of some kind of lame knockoff weed

320 set it on fire a little bit

(Source: aquadaughter, via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

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1 month ago

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via rlckrolled)

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cherry-dicksicle:


danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon


make watermelon clothes



how does one not reblog this

cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this

(via jewishvevo)

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1 month ago

joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

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1 month ago

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

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